Ok... we are doing Fried Mars Bars today... and here is some background info... before we let the other info blow up in your face. Bwahahahaha.....

Deep fried Mars Bars was first invented in a chip shop in Stonehaven, Scotland in the mid 1990s. It was never a mainstream item and its popularity with the media is in part an ironic commentary on urban Scotland's notoriously unhealthy diet.

At more than 400 calories per bar, the snack isn't health food. But then, Scotland isn't noted for healthy lifestyles. Many parts of Scotland have the highest incidence of heart disease, cancer and strokes and the lowest life expectancy in the developed world. Hence we can conclude that they drop dead like bird droppings drop from the sky... piak!