Saturday, April 21, 2007
NASI LEMAK IS YUMMY! :D i loveee nasi lemak, but nasi lemak is unhealthy :(((
COURT IN SESSION (:
The Accused: Nasi Lemak
Background:
-weight: 210g (1 serving)
-troubled childhood
-> suffered from schizophrenia (thought it was a chicken, rice, egg etc.)
Crime:
-distributing unauthorised nutrients- Freaky And Terrible Substances(FATS)
->7.6g of saturated fat, 76mg of cholesterol, 4.2g of monounsaturated fat, 1.3g of polyunsaturated fat
-being too fat. (total fat-14g)
Victim: Ah Beng
Ah Beng: This Nasi Lemak ah, knows that i everytime go to my favourite coffeeshop, so everytime i go ah, the nasi lemak always come and make me eat it, so everytime i eat i get fatter. Then last week ah, when i go to see my doctor for my medical checkup, doctor say i got high blood pressure leh! and some more say i too fat already, my dunno what BMI is in the unhealthy range. Then when i go home, my girlfriend say i too fat so she breakup with me. Then i very sad. So when i think ah, then i think that it was the Nasi Lemak that make me so miserable lah, so i very angry. Then thats why i accuse it.
Nasi Lemak: I did not! i just asked you whether you wanted to eat me! i did not force you in any way.
Ah Beng: But then you say that if i dont eat you, you will eat me! You go see the surveillance camera thing lah! got record okay.
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Judge Sarah: All evidence points against you. However, seeing your previous mental health records, instead of the death sentence, i will give you a lifetime jail term.
Nasi Lemak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ):
Ah Beng: Ah, thank you ah. Now i go exercise so i dont become fat fat anymore.
err okay...
COURT SESSION IS NOW OVER!!!
{ i was alone at 7:22 AM}
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